Your Mom jokes

[27th]

Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.

Your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your mom is so stupid, she spent hours to find the "any" key on the keyboard.

Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs

Your mom is so old that she owes Jesus a quarter.

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your mom is so fat people run around her for exercise!(;

your mom's so fat that her legs jiggle like rotten milk!!:P

i use to be good at yo momma jokes but i forget all my good ones)): que asco!

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Yo mama so ghetto that when she breasts fees its kool-aide
Yo mama so poor when you saw her walking down the street with one shoe you asked her if she lost one and she said she found one